A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

Inspiration and words of wisdom for the whiners among us

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thunder hold
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Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!

Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere